Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Mac oh Mac !



Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because they burn all the calories by bragging bout how great their Macs are & can't shut d fuck up. What is it about Apple that makes,its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just fckin works "
Mac users are normally people who are simply too dumb too navigate pc's or they're simply attracted to the nyce colorful smooth looking icons on a mac & and the go gaa-gaa, like a retard with a lolipop.

If everything on a Mac just works,why don't they just change the name to freakin magic ?Why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

Login window stuck!
lower caSe "S" key not working!!
Menu bar keeps flashing
I can't drag and drop!
I Can't fart ?
My shit floats !!

Boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all

Mac Fags
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots: truth is always bitter ? Dumbass !!
I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on.
Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a George & Bush !!

After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days,
and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community?
It's a fuckin computer, not a social movement, asshole !!
I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a bloody product.
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Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC,
and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes.
This section was supposed to be longer, but I didn't bother installing iTunes to bitch about it,just not worth my HDD space.

Ipad is a bloody disappointment, as if its not enough we're gona have the so called all new Iphone 4Gs coming - more like a piece of crap - it looks nyce,looks funky but works like shit ! Its apple after all, check out this quote & you'll get what I'm trying to say bout Iphone:

“The problem is, in a word,. While the rubberized front and back of the iPhone 4 Bumpers may protect the device in fall situations, and keep it it from sliding on a desk, this very friction keeps the device from easily sliding in and out of jeans pockets.”

So to me, if u use apple, you're a dumb fag no matter wat crap you say you mac twats

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