Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Fix it: Windows XP Activations Troubleshooting


If you have problems with windows xp activations, try the following steps.
It might help:

Windows XP Activations Troubleshooting

Step 1
1. Get into Command Prompt.
2. Type cd\windows\system32
3. Type ren wpa.dbl wpa.old
4. Type copy wpa.bak wpa.dbl
5. Restart

Check if you're able to activate, or else follow step 2

Step 2
1. Start > run >regedit>
2. Go to > HKLM\Software\Microsoft\windows NT\Current Version\Winlogon
3. Add a DWORD value to this key that is named “Activation Required”, and then set the value of this DWORD to 1.

Restart and check if you're able to activate, if still no go, keep on following

Step 3
1. Start > run >regedit>
2. HKLM\Software\Microsoft\windows NT\Current Version\WPAEvents\OOBETimer
3. Make some random changes to the value, do not restart, then try to

Activate again by running the command c:\windows\system32\oobe\msoobe /a

Step 4
1. Get into Command Prompt
2. Type cd\windows\system32
3. Type ren wpa.dbl wpa.old
4. expand d:\i386\wpa.db_ wpa.dbl
5. Restart

Fix it: Windows Vista Activations Troubleshooting




Got yourself Windows vista ?? haha...nah its not that bad...its so..so.. :p
well if you're having activations issues, you can follow steps below to resolve it

Firstly you will need to know about slmgr commands, have a look below

1. slmgr -dli (this will display the current activation/licensing info of the pc your on)

2. slmgr -ipk xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
(allows you to replace the current product key with the specified)

3. slmgr -xpr (shows expiration date of current license)

4. slmgr -upk (uninstalls current product key)

5. slmgr -ato (activates current pc’s license)

6. slmgr -skms activationservername/slmgr -skms port/slmgr –skms activationservername:port (sets KMS server used for activation and/or port, ie slmgr -skms 192.168.10.1:8090 or slmgr -skms KMSServer:8090)

7. slmgr -rearm (resets the licensing status of the machine)

8. slmgr -ckms
(clears the name of KMS server used to default and port to default)
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If you have trouble activating WinVista or Win Svr 2008, This is what you can do :

1. Access command prompt in elevated mode

2. Slmgr –upk (this will uninstall the current product key)

3. Slmgr –rearm (reset the activation files

4. Perform reactivation of the system

Restart pc & reactivate windows or to ensure that system does not prompt for reactivation
To bring up the activation screen simply type in slui4.exe in the run command

For a complete list of activations troubleshooting which comprimises win xp, windows vista & windows 7 please visit my second blog here

Fix it: Troubleshooting Windows 7 Activations Issues



If you're having Issues activating windows ? Here are a list of errors & troubleshooting steps you can do to resolve WINDOWS 7 activation issues:

Activation Error 0xC004C003
This error is displayed as follows:

The activation server determined that the specific product key is in use: 0xC004C003

This error is typically related to re-using a key that has already been used to activate Windows. Check the key to be sure you are using the correct key. If you are, it would be best to start with Windows Activation support for assistance

Activation Error 0xC004E003

This error is displayed as follows:

The following failure occurred while trying to use the product key:

The Software Licensing Service reported that the license evaluation failed: 0xC004E003

Troubleshooting for this issue is provided in the following Knowledge Base article: 950755 Error message when you try to activate a copy of Windows Vista: “The Software Licensing Service reported that the license evaluation failed: 0xC004E003″

Activation Error 0xC004F050
This error is displayed as follows:

The following failure occurred while trying to use the product key:

0xC004F050

The Software Licensing Service reported that the product key is invalid

Troubleshooting for this issue is provided in the following Knowledge Base article: 950756 Error message when you try to activate a copy of Windows Vista by using the Windows Activation wizard: “The Software Licensing Service reported that the product key is invalid: 0xC004F050″

This issue may also be resolved using the standard troubleshooting steps provided above, as the cause for the key error could be damaged software licensing files.

Activation Error 0xC004F061

This error is displayed as follows:

The following failure occurred while trying to use the product key:

0xC004F061

The Software Licensing Service determined that this specified product key can only be used for upgrading, not for clean installations.

This error is encountered when you perform a clean installation of Windows without entering a product key, and then provide a Retail Upgrade key during the Activation wizard.

If everything else fails and you stuck, Its about time to call Microsoft.
Check out your Microsoft support numbers here
*ps - All windows updates Issues are free of charge, so call them !! lol

Friday, August 27, 2010

Windows Unveils Phone of Future


The new Windows Future Phone takes the look and feel of upcoming future mobile devices . To be released , the latest Windows Phone’s intuitive user interface makes it one of the most amazing devices I have seen all these years . It is something like some ultra-terrestrial gadget from the space. This Windows Phone will change the entire ecosystem. This new device of the future concept cell phone has surfaced recently , and it’s truly impressive. Features the latest Windows Mobile user interface, 3D video calling & much more.

Touchscreens may have completely changed the cell phone interface today, but tomorrow’s mobile devices will go even further, even responding to grip & other forms of user action. It’s not everyday that you see a phone that can “bend and twist” at your command , but future phones will. Mobile phone technology is advancing so rapidly, that people can expect to be using what is thought to be impossible by 2015 .












At least this is what they say it will look like.
Looks impossible ? Sounds impossible ? but if they can expand from windows 3.1 right up to windows 7 & they have already begun working on Windows 8, to windows servers...windows mobile..I don't think so its hard for the guys in Microsoft to come up wif dis stuff.
Well, looks neat, init ? Hope it works better than it looks, cause WinMo 6.5 sure does sucks as hell !! (and this doesn't mean I love mac, you suck more !!)

Marina Bay Sands, Singapore


My last trip to Singapore, I passed my Marina Bay Sands.
I was suppose to visit it the next day but could not do so,due to time constraints.So I came back and did a lil research on it & I found quite a lot of interesting stuff bout it.
Its Developed by Las Vegas Sands, it is billed as the world's most expensive standalone casino property at S$8 billion (US$5.7 billion)<- dats hell lot of money !
Even KLCC, one of the worlds tallest twins towers costs only US$1.6 billion
Well, after all its like Singapore vs Malaysia & we all know who's d winner :P


► The resort features a 2,560-room hotel
► 120,000 sq.m. convention-exhibition center
► The Shopping mall
► Art & Science museum
► 2 Sands Theaters
► 6 "celebrity chef" restaurants
► 2 floating pavilions
► Casino with 500 tables and 1,600 slot machines
► Topped by a 340m-long SkyPark with a capacity of 3,900 people
► A 150m infinity swimming pool,set on top of the world's largest public cantilevered platform, which overhangs the north tower by 67m.



Infinity pool




Casino


Aerial View




The resort was officially opened with a two-day celebration on 23 June 2010 at 3.18 pm, after a partial opening earlier in April. It was, however, not finished at the time of the April opening, which was marked by numerous service failures.The museum, theaters and floating pavilions are still being built and are expected to be fully completed by December 2010.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Mac oh Mac !



Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because they burn all the calories by bragging bout how great their Macs are & can't shut d fuck up. What is it about Apple that makes,its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just fckin works "
Mac users are normally people who are simply too dumb too navigate pc's or they're simply attracted to the nyce colorful smooth looking icons on a mac & and the go gaa-gaa, like a retard with a lolipop.

If everything on a Mac just works,why don't they just change the name to freakin magic ?Why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

Login window stuck!
lower caSe "S" key not working!!
Menu bar keeps flashing
I can't drag and drop!
I Can't fart ?
My shit floats !!

Boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all

Mac Fags
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots: truth is always bitter ? Dumbass !!
I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on.
Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a George & Bush !!

After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days,
and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community?
It's a fuckin computer, not a social movement, asshole !!
I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a bloody product.
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Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC,
and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes.
This section was supposed to be longer, but I didn't bother installing iTunes to bitch about it,just not worth my HDD space.

Ipad is a bloody disappointment, as if its not enough we're gona have the so called all new Iphone 4Gs coming - more like a piece of crap - it looks nyce,looks funky but works like shit ! Its apple after all, check out this quote & you'll get what I'm trying to say bout Iphone:

“The problem is, in a word,. While the rubberized front and back of the iPhone 4 Bumpers may protect the device in fall situations, and keep it it from sliding on a desk, this very friction keeps the device from easily sliding in and out of jeans pockets.”

So to me, if u use apple, you're a dumb fag no matter wat crap you say you mac twats

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Warren Buffett Way


With an estimated fortune of $62 billion, Warren Buffett is the richest man on earth. In 1962, when he began buying stock in Berkshire Hathaway, a share cost $7.50. Today, Warren Buffett, 78, is Berkshire's chairman and CEO, and one share of the company's class A stock worth close to $119,000.These are the 10 things that made him the man he is today !!

Reinvest Your Profits: When you first make money, you may be tempted to spend it. Don't !! Instead, reinvest the profits. Warren Buffett learned this early on. In high school, he and a pal bought a pinball machine to pun in a barbershop. With the money they earned, they bought more machines until they had eight in different shops. When the friends sold the venture, Warren Buffett used the proceeds to buy stocks and to start another small business. By age 26, he'd amassed $174,000 -- or $1.4 million in today's money. Even a small sum can turn into great wealth.

Be Willing To Be Different: Don't base your decisions upon what everyone is saying or doing. When Warren Buffett began managing money in 1956 with $100,000 cobbled together from a handful of investors, he was dubbed an oddball. He worked in Omaha, not Wall Street, and he refused to tell his parents where he was putting their money. People predicted that he'd fail, but when he closed his partnership 14 years later, it was worth more than $100 million. Instead of following the crowd, he looked for undervalued investments and ended up vastly beating the market average every single year. To Warren Buffett, the average is just that -- what everybody else is doing. to be above average, you need to measure yourself by what he calls the Inner Scorecard, judging yourself by your own standards and not the world's.

Never Suck Your Thumb: Gather in advance any information you need to make a decision, and ask a friend or relative to make sure that you stick to a deadline. Warren Buffett prides himself on swiftly making up his mind and acting on it. He calls any unnecessary sitting and thinking "thumb sucking." When people offer him a business or an investment, he says, "I won't talk unless they bring me a price." He gives them an answer on the spot.

Spell Out The Deal Before You Start: Your bargaining leverage is always greatest before you begin a job -- that's when you have something to offer that the other party wants. Warren Buffett learned this lesson the hard way as a kid, when his grandfather Ernest hired him and a friend to dig out the family grocery store after a blizzard. The boys spent five hours shoveling until they could barely straighten their frozen hands. Afterward, his grandfather gave the pair less than 90 cents to split. Warren Buffett was horrified that he performed such backbreaking work only to earn pennies an hour. Always nail down the specifics of a deal in advance -- even with your friends and relatives.

Watch Small Expenses: Warren Buffett invests in businesses run by managers who obsess over the tiniest costs. He one acquired a company whose owner counted the sheets in rolls of 500-sheet toilet paper to see if he was being cheated (he was). He also admired a friend who painted only on the side of his office building that faced the road. Exercising vigilance over every expense can make your profits -- and your paycheck -- go much further.

Limit What You Borrow: Living on credit cards and loans won't make you rich. Warren Buffett has never borrowed a significant amount -- not to invest, not for a mortgage. He has gotten many heart-rendering letters from people who thought their borrowing was manageable but became overwhelmed by debt. His advice: Negotiate with creditors to pay what you can. Then, when you're debt-free, work on saving some money that you can use to invest.

Be Persistent: With tenacity and ingenuity, you can win against a more established competitor. Warren Buffett acquired the Nebraska Furniture Mart in 1983 because he liked the way its founder, Rose Blumkin, did business. A Russian immigrant, she built the mart from a pawnshop into the largest furniture store in North America. Her strategy was to undersell the big shots, and she was a merciless negotiator. To Warren Buffett, Rose embodied the unwavering courage that makes a winner out of an underdog.

Know When To Quit: Once, when Warren Buffett was a teen, he went to the racetrack. He bet on a race and lost. To recoup his funds, he bet on another race. He lost again, leaving him with close to nothing. He felt sick -- he had squandered nearly a week's earnings. Warren Buffett never repeated that mistake. Know when to walk away from a loss, and don't let anxiety fool you into trying again.

Assess The Risk: In 1995, the employer of Warren Buffett's son, Howie, was accused by the FBI of price-fixing. Warren Buffett advised Howie to imagine the worst-and-bast-case scenarios if he stayed with the company. His son quickly realized that the risks of staying far outweighed any potential gains, and he quit the next day. Asking yourself "and then what?" can help you see all of the possible consequences when you're struggling to make a decision -- and can guide you to the smartest choice.

Know What Success Really Means: Despite his wealth, Warren Buffett does not measure success by dollars. In 2006, he pledged to give away almost his entire fortune to charities, primarily the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. He's adamant about not funding monuments to himself -- no Warren Buffett buildings or halls. "I know people who have a lot of money," he says, "and they get testimonial dinners and hospital wings named after them. But the truth is that nobody in the world loves them. When you get to my age, you'll measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you. That's the ultimate test of how you've lived your life."

For more info on Warren Buffet's detailed biography click here

Yes, Soccer is America's game

I was reading last months edition of Time magazine recently and there was a letter submitted from a reader in the in-box section caught my eyes.It was a reply for the topic It goes as below : Yes,soccer is America's Game



Your World cup special issue was much appreciated, but I must admit that some of the claims in " Yes,soccer is America's Game" had me spluttering."America has always been the center of the universe" was admittedly a quotation, but "Face it,world: the U.S is going to...own your sport sooner or later" was direct from TiME itself. Face it America:though you've always been good at individual sports, you have a lot to learn about international team sports.

When the U.S actually wins a trophy in soccer or any other truly international team sport, than maybe you can claim to be the center of the universe-at least for a day.But until that moment,its just a silly schoolyard boast.

Kevin Kavanagh
Chiang Mai, THAILAND


In my opinion, Very nice selections of words put in a very orderly manner.Its a very calm letter yet set a blaze into your heart, if you're an American that is !

Porn Sites given a new doman .XXX




ICANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) has resurrected a plan to create an Internet domain specifically for adult websites, three years after it was rejected.

The internet corporation for assigned names and numbers-the organization tasked with assigning domain names and IP Addresses - Has officially approved the domain type .xxx for pornographic websites.

The move has fostered opposition from both the porn industry ( which doesn't want to be relegated to a separate part of the internet - according to an insider)
and conservatives who believe that the domain type legitimizes porn sites.
The .xxx designation will be voluntary; sites that don't want to use it will still be able to register under the classic .com

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

PORN IN 3D !!!



I was reading today's newspaper and I stumbled upon this news here :
HK director goes 3D with porn movie

A HONG KONG film-maker is aspiring to become the first person in the world to release a 3D erotic movie.
Director Christopher Sun said he was racing against time to complete the filming of the flick titled 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy.
According to China Press, Sun was quoted as saying that film makers in Italy and the United States were also battling to achieve a first in the pornographic industry.

The RM12.4mil pornographic film,← now byte on dat, freakin 12.4 Mill for a porn movie !! haha
-starring Japanese adult video actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, is scheduled for release in May next year.

The story is based on a classical Chinese erotic literature which chronicles the story of a young man being introduced to the raunchy world of a duke.
Producer Stephen Shiu is singing praises of the two actresses for their work ethics in the film shooting which started in Hong Kong last month.

It is learnt that the film will also be released in Europe and the United States.

Facebook Dislike button is FAKE !! Beware !!




A new Facebook scam is making rounds in the market,& it’s taking advantage of a non-existent Facebook feature many users crave: The dislike button.

Firstly, let’s clear some things up: There is no such thing as an official Facebook dislike button. It’s could be possible that Facebook might implement this feature in the future, but at the moment, nop it doesn’t exist.

So, if you see a status update containing the message “I just got the Dislike button, so now I can dislike all of your dumb posts lol!!” or “Get the official DISLIKE button now” that is pure bull !! - ignore it !

If you click on the link, you’ll land on an elaborate Facebook dislike button “install” page (*if it is real, you wouldn’t need to install it; Facebook would automatically add it to user profiles). If you follow the instructions, you’ll be asked to give the app permission to run, after which you’ll be asked to complete a survey, similar to the surveys found in many other scams.

Interestingly enough, the app ultimately points you to an existing Firefox (Firefox) add-on called FaceMod, which dubs itself the “Facebook Dislike Button (the Original),” but the add-on doesn’t seem to be connected to the scam. We haven’t verified whether the add-on works as advertised or if it’s dangerous, but one thing is certain: It is not coming from Facebook and it is not an official Facebook dislike button.

As usual, we advise you not to click on suspicious links on Facebook, especially if they promise something that sounds impossible or unlikely. Do not give away your personal information, unless you’re absolutely sure why and who you’re giving it to. If you’ve fallen for the scam, remove the offending app(s) from your Facebook profile; furthermore, remove the related message from your status, News Feed, and your Likes and Interests in the “Edit my Profile” menu.

Monday, August 16, 2010



England's new jersey !! Good sponsors too ...lol ..

Twilight Crap !!

Twilight - the most ridiculously made film !
Why ? Have a look below ↓↓



and I'm sure she ↓↓ will agree with me too !! hahahahhh.....

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Biggest Blue Screen on Earth I have ever seen !!



Recently I made a trip to singapore.I was driving about in Orchard Street, it was a rainy, moody evening and I saw the biggest blue screen of death in my life.
It was massive and it was on one of the tallest building there.As I was taking photos of it,others started too, I guess they just realised it after looking at me clicking away !!

Fix it: Issues with movies ??

Not able to watch movies? Broken Links ? NO subtitles ? No audio ?


There are times when you’ve waited to watch that paticular movie, but dissapointed cause either the file is broken, no audio or no subtitles. Well, you can sort that out yourself, here’s how.


Unable to play a movie ?
Try downloading VLC Player V1.0.2 it plays almost any formats out there !


Fix My Movie ?

Still the same, than your movie is most probably broken, try downloading freewares to fix it from here


No Audio?

If there is no audio available but the video is fine, most probably you don’t have the updated codec
Try downloading K Lite Codec V5.1.0 from here


Subtitles?

Everything is fine, but you don’t understand what the heck the dude in the movie is talking about !
Subtitles might help. Try downloading subtitles from here & enjoy your movie !


How to embed the subtitles in the movie ?
Simple, Once you’ve downloaded,just open the zip file and you would have a file by the extension of .srt
If you’re using VLan player.Drag & drop the file onto the movie while is playing & Voila !!